"Nigerian American writer, photographer and art historian Teju Cole was less upbeat about Colbert’s new gig, writing, “In spite of being white, male, straight, popular, competent, and rich, Stephen Colbert has overcome the odds and succeeded.”"

Stephen Colbert replaces Letterman: The congrats and jeers - The Los Angeles Times

That reads like it came out of some kind of random social justice Tumblr post generator.

theweekmagazine:

'Blackout-in-a-can' Four Loko is actually dead this time

And them good old boys were drinking watermelon four loko and rye, singing “this’ll be the day that I die”. 

theweekmagazine:

'Blackout-in-a-can' Four Loko is actually dead this time

And them good old boys were drinking watermelon four loko and rye, singing “this’ll be the day that I die”. 

Best fight club I’ve been to in awhile.

Best fight club I’ve been to in awhile.

We’re Corn.

We’re Corn.

I engaged in some risky behavior last night

I street parked my car in downtown Detroit. 

--Tagged under: well evening but same difference--

-12F

My car battery couldn’t take the cold anymore and gave up the struggle this morning (there’s a good chance it was the original battery so I have to give it credit for lasting 9 years). So I had to walk to work, which isn’t as bad as it sounds since I selected my apartment based on its closeness to the office and I’m only 10-15 walking minutes away. By the time I made it to the office my beard had a good coating of ice on it, but oddly enough my hands weren’t cold which is odd since they’re usually the first to go numb. What was worse than walking was replacing the battery myself in front of a strip mall, with a pile of tools on a cart that Batteries Plus was so kind to provide, as dusk turned into night, painstakingly trying to figure out what size wrench to use to loosen battery terminal connections. My hands didn’t get cold after forty five minutes of wrenching on that thing, but my toes were painfully cold. 



"Bring something into this house that’s gonna take all the nutrition out of our food and then light our house on fire? Thank God for me."


#that level right below pseudoscience

I’m willing to wager that they poured boiling water on a plant (at least nine times) and expected it to survive. 
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"Bring something into this house that’s gonna take all the nutrition out of our food and then light our house on fire? Thank God for me."

I’m willing to wager that they poured boiling water on a plant (at least nine times) and expected it to survive. 

(Source: veganmovement2012)

Zoomies. Pinpoint the flaws in biology. 

"The storm will provide an early challenge to New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, elected on promises of enacting a progressive agenda."

"Powerful Storm Brings Arctic Cold, snow to U.S. Northeast" Reuters 

What does a “progressive agenda” have to do with a snowstorm?

--Tagged under: wow--

--Tagged under: such journalism--

New Years Day: The holiday where you feel like you’re late for work when you wake up in the morning. 

michaelikesit:

Fucking GWB. 

Ball so hard. 

michaelikesit:

Fucking GWB. 

Ball so hard. 

The Onion’s fake twitter feuds are the best.

The Onion’s fake twitter feuds are the best.

Nelson Mandela’s death is really going to put a damper on Kwanzaa this year. 

--Tagged under: 2edgy4u--

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