My senior design project is hosting a town hall meeting tomorrow night, and if it doesn’t go like the ones on Parks & Recreation I’ll be sorely disappointed.
I may have to speak on the radio / be on the local news, though I’d rather not do either.
I run this town, King Kong ain’t got shit on me. 

  1. My senior design project is hosting a town hall meeting tomorrow night, and if it doesn’t go like the ones on Parks & Recreation I’ll be sorely disappointed.
  2. I may have to speak on the radio / be on the local news, though I’d rather not do either.
  3. I run this town, King Kong ain’t got shit on me. 

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So I’ve been watching Downton Abbey and enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would. But, just a quick question, I haven’t seen the first season, and I know these aristocrats are supposed to have some odd habits, but these two aren’t first cousins, right?

So I’ve been watching Downton Abbey and enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would. But, just a quick question, I haven’t seen the first season, and I know these aristocrats are supposed to have some odd habits, but these two aren’t first cousins, right?

--Tagged under: to be honest any kind of cousin is too much cousin--

 The date of Ice Cube’s “good day” now confirmed - A.V. Club
The date? January 20, 1992.

And the award for most useless news story in history goes to….

--Tagged under: Tippecanoe and Tyler too--

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amyjobear:

October/January

--Tagged under: People just love that damn bridge--

thedailywhat:

Promising The Moon of the Day: On Florida’s Space Coast today, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made perhaps the most grandiose promise of any candidate since JFK: A permanent American moon base by the end of his second term.
“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich told a rapt audience, which responded with a standing ovation.
“We clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us,” Gingrich said, adding that he also plans to push for the development of propulsion technology capable of getting a man to Mars.
The initiatives would be a joint public-private endeavor, he noted.
Gingrich immediately followed up his grandiose promises by saying that he believes Americans “are instinctively grandiose.” This, too, got a standing ovation.
[politico / @alexNBCNews / photo: floridatoday.]

I’m okay with this. 

thedailywhat:

Promising The Moon of the Day: On Florida’s Space Coast today, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made perhaps the most grandiose promise of any candidate since JFK: A permanent American moon base by the end of his second term.

“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich told a rapt audience, which responded with a standing ovation.

“We clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us,” Gingrich said, adding that he also plans to push for the development of propulsion technology capable of getting a man to Mars.

The initiatives would be a joint public-private endeavor, he noted.

Gingrich immediately followed up his grandiose promises by saying that he believes Americans “are instinctively grandiose.” This, too, got a standing ovation.

[politico / @alexNBCNews / photo: floridatoday.]

I’m okay with this. 

I have to speak during a tele-conference today.

It’s for a tiny little project, but still, I’ve never done that before. 

 Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

“this falls so far outside Interior’s purview that…well, I don’t even know how to respond to this, to be quite honest.”

Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

“this falls so far outside Interior’s purview that…well, I don’t even know how to respond to this, to be quite honest.”

--Tagged under: The Onion knocks it out of the park yet again--

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

King Harvest - Dancing in the Moonlight (1973)

I put money in a jukebox to hear this song, but I left the bar before I got to hear it, so now you get to listen to it. 

welcometothisblogbitch:

Sometimes, I still love this guy.

Man, just think about all the cool stuff he’ll be able to occupy his free time with come next January 20th.

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Which friend is it? Which friend is it so I can unfriend them.

Which friend is it? Which friend is it so I can unfriend them.

"Additional support in comments from respondents in the User Survey include: “Sometime when you go the hospital you call Hancock on-demand and someone else will maybe called Houghton on demand or a taxi,"
"Houghton County covers 1,012 square miles. Fifty percent of the population is elderly, low income, unemployed, and disabled."
— Public Transit Plan, telling it like it is. 
-21 Wind Chill

This 8am special Senior Design meeting better be worth it. 

--Tagged under: it better fucking be--

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