I street parked my car in downtown Detroit.
--Tagged under: well evening but same difference--
My car battery couldn’t take the cold anymore and gave up the struggle this morning (there’s a good chance it was the original battery so I have to give it credit for lasting 9 years). So I had to walk to work, which isn’t as bad as it sounds since I selected my apartment based on its closeness to the office and I’m only 10-15 walking minutes away. By the time I made it to the office my beard had a good coating of ice on it, but oddly enough my hands weren’t cold which is odd since they’re usually the first to go numb. What was worse than walking was replacing the battery myself in front of a strip mall, with a pile of tools on a cart that Batteries Plus was so kind to provide, as dusk turned into night, painstakingly trying to figure out what size wrench to use to loosen battery terminal connections. My hands didn’t get cold after forty five minutes of wrenching on that thing, but my toes were painfully cold.
"Bring something into this house that’s gonna take all the nutrition out of our food and then light our house on fire? Thank God for me."
I’m willing to wager that they poured boiling water on a plant (at least nine times) and expected it to survive.
Zoomies. Pinpoint the flaws in biology.
"Powerful Storm Brings Arctic Cold, snow to U.S. Northeast" Reuters
What does a “progressive agenda” have to do with a snowstorm?
--Tagged under: wow--
--Tagged under: such journalism--
New Years Day: The holiday where you feel like you’re late for work when you wake up in the morning.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Nelson Mandela’s death is really going to put a damper on Kwanzaa this year.
--Tagged under: 2edgy4u--
Prepare yourselves. It’s happening.
--Tagged under: Klenk v. Murray--
--Tagged under: Michigan v. Ohio State--
--Tagged under: Special shout out to TMurr for the reminder text today.--