What in the ever loving merciful fuck happened on Mad Men last night?
Can we please talk about how this mugshot collage looks exactly like a teenage version of a Guess Who? board only with way more females (but exactly the same number of black people)?
We could even play it backwards, like, “Okay, the sad ginger kid.” “Do you think his name is Harold?” “Maybe because that’s a good name for a ginger, but it might be something whiter, like Thurston.” “Oh, and he’s always gone by Thurst.” “And now all the kids are like, ‘He Thursty!’ all the time, and he’s really sad not only about the insinuations that he wants to swallow a lot of semen, but also about the recognition that now, after he’s been arrested for underage drinking, the ‘thirsty’ jokes are really never going to stop.”
“Sweet, and how about the tiny-mouthed strawberry blonde girl?” “Definitely Anita.”
Arrested for underage drinking? And to think I spent my teen years desperately trying to avoid, what was comparatively at the time, a slap on the wrist MIP charge.
Now that the numbers are in on same-sex marriage, many Republicans are falling like dominos all over themselves to express their support for something that only a few months ago they steadfastly claimed to stand against. They’ll probably soon claim that this is how they felt all along, and they were simply too hamstrung by politics to be able to say what they really meant. Well, okay. In the spirit of openheartedness and what life is really all about, I’ll go so far as to say that the fear of others may mask some deep-seated desire to understand, and maybe even to love. Because really, what is there to be afraid of?For Mother’s Day, the New Yorker celebrates marriage equality with this heart-warming cover of a two-mom family by cartoonist extraordinaire Chris Ware.
So are those people supposed to be really short, or is that cabinet supposed to be taller than they are, and also out of their reach?
….said the 17 yard old to his reluctant girlfriend.
(Source: haylieerin)
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Michigan National Championship Hype Video: All or Nothing
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They have got to stop cutting these things so damn close.
Go Blue.
Ground Zero: Mali - Insurgents vs. The Malian Army
P.O.V. of the ongoing war in Mali. Heads up, if you decide to watch part two it’s fairly graphic.